Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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