I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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