Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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