Me too!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
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A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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