Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Hippo gnu deer
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize