jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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