: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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