we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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