Dual....:-)
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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