don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
