tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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