i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We left an ass print on the piano.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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