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Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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