Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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