i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
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