We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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