there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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