addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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