I can't breathe out the right side of my face
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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