But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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