aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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