i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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