just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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