I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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