Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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