4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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