I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
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After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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