I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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