bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
third nipple confirmed
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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