i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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