Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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