haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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