This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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