shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
My penis needs a shock collar
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I'm always down for nudity.
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