I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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