So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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