im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Randomize
