Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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