I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.