do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.