i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
was it more than 30 minutes?
then you're in a relationship
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag