Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
honey bunches of taint.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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