Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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