You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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