New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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