I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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