Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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