How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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