great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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