Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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