..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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