i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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