On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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