what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
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we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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