Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
